What Would Blackbeard Say
about Warren Buffett's
7 Rules of Investing?


Arrr matey, let's splice the mainbrace and translate these rules into the language of a seasoned buccaneer like meself, and let's delve into the pirate's life and see how each of these lessons be applied on the high seas.
Intelligence & Integrity be the bedrock: Aye, a true pirate knows that a smart mind and a stout heart be the compass that guides ye through the murky waters of the financial world. Bein' sharp of wit and true of character be the foundation upon which ye build yer fortune. Captain Blackbeard, bein' a wise and savvy pirate, knows that gatherin' intelligence about his targets and maintainin' integrity amongst his crew be essential. He always ensures his crew is well-informed about their plunderin' endeavors and holds fast to his word when makin' deals with other pirates or traders.
Trust the charts, not the squalls of emotion: When ye be makin' decisions about yer treasure, let the charts and the facts be yer guiding stars, not the tempests of emotion that rage within. Keep a clear head and a steady hand, and ye'll navigate the seas of investment with ease. When Captain Blackbeard sets his sights on a merchant vessel ripe for plunder, he keeps his emotions in check. Even if the lure of gold be temptin', he stays focused on the facts—the ship's cargo, its crew's strength, and the weather conditions—makin' calculated decisions based on sound judgment rather than lettin' emotions cloud his mind.


Plunder the treasures of wonderful businesses: Like a savvy pirate seekin' out the richest booty, set yer sights on businesses that be true gems of the sea. Don't waste yer time on the "cigar butts" of the market—those vessels what be already burnin' out and holdin' little value. Just as a pirate seeks out the richest treasures on the high seas, Captain Blackbeard invests his plunder in ventures that promise long-term growth and prosperity. He steers clear of "cigar butt" businesses—those already on their last legs—and instead focuses on enterprises with strong fundamentals and promising futures.
Know the waters ye sail: Aye, before ye hoist the Jolly Roger over any stock, make sure ye know the lay of the land. Invest only in those ventures that ye truly understand, lest ye find yerself adrift in unfamiliar waters. Before investin' his hard-earned doubloons in a new venture, Captain Blackbeard conducts thorough research to ensure he understands the ins and outs of the business. Whether it be tradin' in exotic spices or investin' in a shipyard, he only commits his treasure to ventures he can navigate with confidence.
Seize the opportune moment: When the winds of fortune be blowin' in yer favor, don't hesitate to seize the moment and make yer move. Fortune favors the bold, and a savvy pirate knows when to strike while the iron be hot. When Captain Blackbeard spies a merchant vessel laden with valuable cargo and poorly defended, he doesn't hesitate to pounce on the opportunity. He strikes swiftly and decisively, seizin' the moment to plunder the riches before him and add to his ever-growin' hoard. This skeleton key location sits on the Pacific Ring of Fire for the February 2025 hunt.


Hold fast in the face of stormy seas: When the waves be tossin' and the market be roilin', stand firm and don't be swayed by the ebb and flow of price fluctuations. A true pirate knows that fortunes be won and lost with the turn of the tide, but holdin' fast be the key to weatherin' the storm. Even when the market be turbulent and the value of his plunder fluctuates, Captain Blackbeard remains steadfast. He knows that true wealth be built over time, so he doesn't let short-term price swings sway his resolve. Instead, he stays the course, confident that his investments will yield bountiful returns in the long run.
Buy low, sell high: Like a shrewd merchant hagglin' in the market square, seek out stocks that be sellin' for less than their true worth. Buy low, me hearties, and when the time be right, sell high to reap the rewards of yer plunder. Just as Captain Blackbeard haggles with merchants to get the best price for his ill-gotten gains, he seeks out stocks sellin' below their true worth. He waits patiently for opportune moments to strike, snatchin' up undervalued assets when the market presents them, and addin' them to his treasure chest for future gain.
As for me own piratical adventures, I've used these rules to navigate the treacherous waters of the high seas and amass me own fortune. From plunderin' the riches of distant lands to tradin' in valuable commodities, I've always kept a weather eye on the market and followed these rules to ensure me success as a true buccaneer of the seven seas, growin' his wealth and expandin' his empire with each successful venture!

