What Would Blackbeard Say
about Family Finances?


Ahoy, ye young families embarkin' on the voyage of life! Blackbeard, though a pirate, be sharin' financial wisdom garnered from the hoards of gold and silver we buried, or invested in land or businesses. Hear me words and may they guide ye to calmer fiscal seas:
Bury yer treasure wisely: Like stashin' away me ill-gotten gains, save yer doubloons wisely. Build a nest egg for stormy days, for every ship encounters rough seas. Always live on less than ye bring home, then save the rest to invest.
Weigh anchor on unnecessary expenses: Trim the sails and weigh anchor on unnecessary expenses. Be discernin' between needs and wants. A thrifty ship be more seaworthy in the long run. The more ye can save, the sooner ye can invest and create income from yer investments.
Invest like a canny pirate: Seek out fruitful ventures like a shrewd pirate searchin' for hidden treasures. Diversify yer investments, spreadin' the risk like cannon fire across the open sea. Be wary of 'investment advisors' who will make a profit from yer investments even if ye do not. They may not have yer best interest in mind.


Weather the financial storms: Every sea has storms, and so does life. Be prepared for financial squalls by havin' an emergency fund. A well-prepared ship can weather any storm. Modern advisors recommend six months worth of livin' expenses set aside to get through, illnesses, layoffs, downsizin' etc.
Set a course with a budget map: Plot a course with a budget map. Know where every piece of eight goes. A ship without a plan be destined for the rocks. A leaky bucket be always empty. Find where yer money is going and plug the leaks.
Barter wisely in the marketplace: When tradin' in the marketplace, barter wisely. Seek value for yer hard-earned booty. Haggle like a pirate, but be fair and just in yer dealings.
Teach the young deckhands the ways of the coin: Instill the knowledge of finances in yer young deckhands. Teach 'em the ways of the coin, for a well-informed crew be an asset on any voyage.


Avoid the sirens of debt: The sirens of debt sing sweetly, but their embrace leads to ruin. Steer clear of their song, and let not the chains of debt bind yer ship. If ye take on debt to buy now, ye have to pay it back with interest, so ye end up paying far more than it be worth.
Plan for a comfortable harbor in retirement: A wise captain plans for a comfortable harbor in retirement. Contribute to yer treasure chest regularly, and let the magic of compound interest work in yer favor. This be when ye are earnin' interest from yer investments while ye sleep.
Seek financial advice from trusted navigators: Consult with trusted financial navigators. Just as a captain seeks the counsel of skilled sailors, seek advice from those well-versed in the financial arts.
May these nuggets of financial wisdom guide ye, young families, as ye chart the course for yer financial futures. May the wind be ever at yer back, and may yer coffers be filled with prosperity. Fair winds and prosperous voyages to ye and yer kin!
See ye next time I drop anchor!